PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And